Poor Jeff - Out of work and in hot water

As we all know, drama and trouble follow our girl Kristel wherever she goes.  She leaves a trail of men, STD's, miscarriages and fake dead kids behind her for miles. 

Well, her dreams came true when she found a real live paramedic who would let her climb into the back of his ambulance so she could take selfies and pretend to be a medic, too. (Because we all know the only thing Kristel loves as much as faking pregnancy is putting on those 5k fun-run T-shirts the local hospitals give away and pretend they are her EMT uniform.)

Well, I think it's safe to say that ole Kristel has effectively ruined this poor, clueless fool's life.  She may not have been the entire cause of his downward spiral, but you can bet your biscuits she played a huge role in it!

But, at least she's polishing up her gofundme skills and trying to grovel and beg for her man!

You go, girl!

But, Kristel, I just have to ask, since you have had such a long, heroic career as an EMT since you were 18, why are you having to beg for money?  Oh, wait.....

And, last but not least... that time Kristel had another fundraiser. See any similarities?  LOL for DAYS!

 

"Bringing home a baby Breaux"

 

 

"Bringing home a Jeff."

BAHAHAHAH

Kristel.  At least we can say she keeps it consistent! 

This is terrifying.  **shivers

Here we go... Round 8,462,589

Looks like Kristel is playing pretend again and getting some clueless medic to pose for selfies with her.  Someone needs to warn this poor guy and make him aware of who he's dealing with.

Kristel, Honey, you are in your 30's and have no business pretending to be fresh out of high school learning the job with a Field Training Officer.

And you can't get "back to work" when you never worked in the first place!

You never were a medic.

You aren't a medic now.

You won't be one in the future.

Oh, a Landon was fake.

Kristel has been a naughty girl!

In case y'all are late to the party, there has been a LOT of activity with Kristel, her new beau and some sidekick named Kristen this weekend.

Strange that Kristel sent the link for the video to this blog (basically begging us to watch it, then had a nervous breakdown when I exposed all her holes and lies.  She went crazy and removed it from her site.  Unbeknowest to her, another site had published it.  She freaked out on them and acused them of copywrite infringement and had that one removed too.

Why is that, Kristel?

If everything in the video is true, why were you in such a frenzy to remove it?

Anyway, Kristel's new man, John McKay has been leaving a lot of  "Leave Kristel the eff alone"  comments and repeatedly said he has a life and "ain't got time for this blog", yet he keeps coming back.

From the looks of him, I think it's safe to say he's not some high powered bank executive that puts on a suit everyday and takes a limo to work, but he claims to be highly busy nontheless.

Judge for yourself:

I bet he stays real busy kicking it in the trailer park.

I wonder how many times in the last 30 days Kristel has told him she has a little John on the way for him?  LOL

He sure is her knight in shining armor!

Notice, once he was called out about Kristel's "husband of 9 years" comment he all the sudden  didn't have time for this silly blog anymore.  LOL

Let's analyze some of these comments, shall we?  Because they can't even keep their stories straight THE SAME DAY when they are both commenting!

Yesterday morning Kristel herself left this profanity laced message. For those of us that know Kristel, this is DEFINITELY her leaving this message.  This is a textbook "Kristel comment."

Let's look at the bottom of the comment.  Kristel uses some colorful words and CLEARLY states her son doesn't have a grave.  Which son, Kristel?  Fake baby Landen?  Because you sure as hell had a fake funeral and made a fake obituary for "Findagrave.com."

 nyet, on the SAME DAY, this John McKay character claims he "seen the grave" (such poor grammar.)  LOL

How can John "seen the grave" that Kristel claims doesn't exist?

Poor guy.

I bet John McKay "Seen" Kristel work as a medic, too!  Phahaha

He has no clue what's headed his way!  None!

I think the REAL issue here is ALL the dead babies.  Their are SOOOO many of them, that poor John McKay doesnt know what the hell is going on.  LOL

We all know Kristel really did have ONE child die like 15 years.  ONE.

The attention she got from that situation is what has fuel her obsession with dead babies ever since.

John McKay, can you please explain which grave you "seen?"

Have you seen fake baby Landen's?  We are all DYING to see his grave (that Kristel now denies exists.)

Hey Kristel, remember that time you made Fake Baby Landen a  Findagrave.com entry and once weall found it, you dirty deleted?

This one....

I thought it was so wrong that you would just delete your fake baby's fake obituary, I went ahead and took it upon myself to make another one.  I felt it was only right. 

I even made him a fake gravestone with one of his modeling pictures!

Your welcome.

RIP, little buddy.  Even if your own mommy deleted your stuff and pretends she ever made you up, we remember!

Kristel's Video

So, after leading us to her video recently, Kristel dirty deleted it and then popped up here throwing a fit claiming she didn't really say the test picked up HSG within 2 days of conception (yet we all heard it straight from the horses mouth.))  She tried to deny a lot of things thinking we wouldnt be able to dispute it because she took the video down.

Lucky for us, nothing is ever lost once posted to the internet!

I have told Kristel before that I wouldn't address her when she posts anonymously and refers to herself in 3rd person, but let's go ahead and highlight some of the fun parts of the video, shall we?

0.8: "...but then again, I had my little miracle in August."
WHAT?  FAKE BABY LANDEN IS A BIG BROTHER? WHERE IS THIS MYSTERY BABY?

1:01: "So, I've decided I think I'm going to do three tests...."

1:42: "And, I'll open up all 3 at the same time..."

2:25: ((She opens and dips a total of THREE tests.))

Annnnddd.... when she lays them on the tub after she dips them, they magically morph into FOUR!

 I think we all know where this is going....

If 3 tests can magically morph into 4, Kristel can figure out a way to make them positive.  LOL

My very favorite part of the whole video is at 3:21 when she goes "I'm super nervous. Ha!"  Girl, quit!  You ain't nervous!  You know these fake tests are gonna be positive and you are gonna lie on youtube and pretend you're preggo!  LOL

Also like how she "thanks" everyone.

At 5:21 she talks about "We've buried a daughter. We've cremated a son."  Ummm... which daughter?  Which son? Why only 2 now?  Allegedly she has "buried" Grace Marie, the "twins" Callie & Blaine, Edward Joseph, Faith Marie and of course, who can forget fake baby Landen.  So sad how she loses track of all the fake babies she "buries."  She sure didn't forget when she was poaching Molly Bears for free "remembrance dolls."

It's also strange how she keeps saying "we."  "We have been trying."  "We were told we would never have more children."

Umm... there is no "We."  She's not even with her 2nd husband anymore.

6:42 "Im just so happy.  hah!" 
Notice she never has real tears?  Just fake wipes.  LOL

7:01: "9 years I've never been able to ovulate on my own. 7 years of going through infertility treatments with my husband."

UMMM... YOU DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND!

And, even if you were still with Jonathan, that would have been a total of less than 5 years, you idiot!  LOL


I mean, since when was THIS fella:

The same as this fella:

Or even this fella:

((This black guy is my favorite!  Like, where the hell does he fit in to all this!  LMAO))


Or, this fella!

I swear, Kristel changes men almost as much as she gets pregnant with dead babies!  LOL


7:58 "I may be just a couple of days pregnant , because, as I've said, these tests are highly sensitive."
LOL  ((there you have it.))


And, one last thing before we go.

This is for  "Kristen" who doesn't believe this blog tracks ip addresses.

Here ya go, Kristen.  This blog uses "statcounter.com" and keeps track of every single visit.  Go google statcounter and get back with us.  We'll wait.  ;)

Kristel Does Youtube

So, Kristel was kind enough to leave a comment on the prior post directing us to a youtube video she uploaded pretending to take a "highly sensitive HSG test" that suppossedly "detects HSG within days of conception" and is "highly sensitive" because it was given to her by her "fertility dr."

When, in reality, she's just using a cheapo Wondofo you can buy in lots of 20 for under $10 bucks on Youtube and are about as far from "sensitive" as they come.

Here's what she used and pretended was some high tech test from the fertility dr.  LOL

Also, watch the video... she CLEARLY states AND holds up 3 tests, then they magically morph into 4!  phahaha

 

Her video is quite amusing.

She claims she had a "little miracle" over the summer.

She also thaks her "supporters" and claims she has been battling infertility for a gazillion years or something.

I think she meant mental illness, because THAT is what she is inflicted with.

She also mentions her "husband."

Last I checked she wasn't with Jon anymore, so I guess she has some new fella this week that she is trying to pull a fake pregnancy over on.

Kristel, you are a real hoot, girl!

Public Service Announcement

I just thought I would take a quick moment to make this post so everyone could have a good laugh this morning.

We all know Kristel has several things she really enjoys doing.

These things are:

1. Faking pregnancies (constantly)

2. Pretending to miscarry/ give birth to dead babies/ have babies die in her arms.

In fact, I'm surprised she hasn't been investigated for murder as much as she likes to say babies die around her. Seriously, if you have a baby, don't let Kristel within 100 ft of it or it will probably end up dead.

Anyhow,  besides all the things listed above, Kristel also loves to leave comments on the multiple sites complaining about her and pretend she's someone else.  She typically pretends to be an anonymous "friend" taking up for her.  Everyone knows it's really just Kristel because these comments she leaves are completely hysterical, confrontational and so damn predictable.

You can always tell when Kristel is in one of her manic states because she will go bat shit crazy leaving comments all over the internet.  Then she will disappear for awhile (probably concocting pregnancy/dead baby stories somewhere for attention) then she will pop back up months later as a "friend" to swear she saw herself pregnant/was in the bathroom and witnessed the miscarriage/was at a fake funeral for one of the 28 babies she claims died on her watch.

Kristel recently switched into her alter-ego and left tons of comments on this blog pretending to be her "friend" (all anonymous, of course.)  The only problem is, this site has an ip address tracker.  (Hi Kristel!)  

Here are some of her rants.  

Anyway, I won't go through and copy all her comments, but feel free to take a stroll through past blog posts and have yourself a nice chuckle and Kristel and her imaginary "friends" defending all her lies.  Too funny.  You are a real hoot, Kristel!

Oh Lordy....Here We Go Again!

Just when I thought Kristel was backing off of the whole fake pregnancy thing, I see that she's up to no good again.

Dammit, Kristel, I was so proud of you.  I even disabled this blog, but tonight I stumbled upon some recent rants.

I had no clue Kristel was still obsessing about this blog (because it was disabled months ago.) But, boy has she ever been flipping out about it - and, she's pretending to be pregnant again - complete with fake sonograms, as usual.

The only problem with Kristel claiming to be pregnant.... She is also posting that she is trying to sell her old baby stuff because she doesn't need it, but needs the money for medical bills and in case she ever decides to try to get pregnant again.

Kristel, you need to quit with your lies, girlfriend.

Lying is not very nice!  And, lying is really tacky when it involves fake pregnancies and dead babies.

Anyway, without further ado, here is her latest:

On 

**Notice Kristel started making up the pregnancy lies in late Aug and early Sept... Well, here is a post she made on August 1, 2014 trying to make some quick cash off supplies I am sure have been donated to her during her fake pregnancy with the super model, fake baby Landen.

 

Here is a direct link to this fb post.  Hurry and clickety click before 

she realizes she's busted and deletes her post!

Click Here! 

Now, lets think about this for a second.  Really let it sink in.

On Aug 29, 2014 Kristel makes a post "thanking her team of drs" for helping her achieve this pregnancy, but then, the very next day, Kristel is trying to hawk baby items on a garage sale fb page because she wants to put money in savings in case she ever gets pregnant.

BUSTED!

Oh, and lets make bets about how long it will be before this newest fake pregnancy miscarries.  LOL