Kristel has been a naughty girl!

In case y'all are late to the party, there has been a LOT of activity with Kristel, her new beau and some sidekick named Kristen this weekend.

Strange that Kristel sent the link for the video to this blog (basically begging us to watch it, then had a nervous breakdown when I exposed all her holes and lies.  She went crazy and removed it from her site.  Unbeknowest to her, another site had published it.  She freaked out on them and acused them of copywrite infringement and had that one removed too.

Why is that, Kristel?

If everything in the video is true, why were you in such a frenzy to remove it?

Anyway, Kristel's new man, John McKay has been leaving a lot of  "Leave Kristel the eff alone"  comments and repeatedly said he has a life and "ain't got time for this blog", yet he keeps coming back.

From the looks of him, I think it's safe to say he's not some high powered bank executive that puts on a suit everyday and takes a limo to work, but he claims to be highly busy nontheless.

Judge for yourself:

I bet he stays real busy kicking it in the trailer park.

I wonder how many times in the last 30 days Kristel has told him she has a little John on the way for him?  LOL

He sure is her knight in shining armor!

Notice, once he was called out about Kristel's "husband of 9 years" comment he all the sudden  didn't have time for this silly blog anymore.  LOL

Let's analyze some of these comments, shall we?  Because they can't even keep their stories straight THE SAME DAY when they are both commenting!

Yesterday morning Kristel herself left this profanity laced message. For those of us that know Kristel, this is DEFINITELY her leaving this message.  This is a textbook "Kristel comment."

Let's look at the bottom of the comment.  Kristel uses some colorful words and CLEARLY states her son doesn't have a grave.  Which son, Kristel?  Fake baby Landen?  Because you sure as hell had a fake funeral and made a fake obituary for "Findagrave.com."

 nyet, on the SAME DAY, this John McKay character claims he "seen the grave" (such poor grammar.)  LOL

How can John "seen the grave" that Kristel claims doesn't exist?

Poor guy.

I bet John McKay "Seen" Kristel work as a medic, too!  Phahaha

He has no clue what's headed his way!  None!

I think the REAL issue here is ALL the dead babies.  Their are SOOOO many of them, that poor John McKay doesnt know what the hell is going on.  LOL

We all know Kristel really did have ONE child die like 15 years.  ONE.

The attention she got from that situation is what has fuel her obsession with dead babies ever since.

John McKay, can you please explain which grave you "seen?"

Have you seen fake baby Landen's?  We are all DYING to see his grave (that Kristel now denies exists.)

Hey Kristel, remember that time you made Fake Baby Landen a  Findagrave.com entry and once weall found it, you dirty deleted?

This one....

I thought it was so wrong that you would just delete your fake baby's fake obituary, I went ahead and took it upon myself to make another one.  I felt it was only right. 

I even made him a fake gravestone with one of his modeling pictures!

Your welcome.

RIP, little buddy.  Even if your own mommy deleted your stuff and pretends she ever made you up, we remember!

Kristel's Video

So, after leading us to her video recently, Kristel dirty deleted it and then popped up here throwing a fit claiming she didn't really say the test picked up HSG within 2 days of conception (yet we all heard it straight from the horses mouth.))  She tried to deny a lot of things thinking we wouldnt be able to dispute it because she took the video down.

Lucky for us, nothing is ever lost once posted to the internet!

I have told Kristel before that I wouldn't address her when she posts anonymously and refers to herself in 3rd person, but let's go ahead and highlight some of the fun parts of the video, shall we?

0.8: "...but then again, I had my little miracle in August."
WHAT?  FAKE BABY LANDEN IS A BIG BROTHER? WHERE IS THIS MYSTERY BABY?

1:01: "So, I've decided I think I'm going to do three tests...."

1:42: "And, I'll open up all 3 at the same time..."

2:25: ((She opens and dips a total of THREE tests.))

Annnnddd.... when she lays them on the tub after she dips them, they magically morph into FOUR!

 I think we all know where this is going....

If 3 tests can magically morph into 4, Kristel can figure out a way to make them positive.  LOL

My very favorite part of the whole video is at 3:21 when she goes "I'm super nervous. Ha!"  Girl, quit!  You ain't nervous!  You know these fake tests are gonna be positive and you are gonna lie on youtube and pretend you're preggo!  LOL

Also like how she "thanks" everyone.

At 5:21 she talks about "We've buried a daughter. We've cremated a son."  Ummm... which daughter?  Which son? Why only 2 now?  Allegedly she has "buried" Grace Marie, the "twins" Callie & Blaine, Edward Joseph, Faith Marie and of course, who can forget fake baby Landen.  So sad how she loses track of all the fake babies she "buries."  She sure didn't forget when she was poaching Molly Bears for free "remembrance dolls."

It's also strange how she keeps saying "we."  "We have been trying."  "We were told we would never have more children."

Umm... there is no "We."  She's not even with her 2nd husband anymore.

6:42 "Im just so happy.  hah!" 
Notice she never has real tears?  Just fake wipes.  LOL

7:01: "9 years I've never been able to ovulate on my own. 7 years of going through infertility treatments with my husband."

UMMM... YOU DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND!

And, even if you were still with Jonathan, that would have been a total of less than 5 years, you idiot!  LOL


I mean, since when was THIS fella:

The same as this fella:

Or even this fella:

((This black guy is my favorite!  Like, where the hell does he fit in to all this!  LMAO))


Or, this fella!

I swear, Kristel changes men almost as much as she gets pregnant with dead babies!  LOL


7:58 "I may be just a couple of days pregnant , because, as I've said, these tests are highly sensitive."
LOL  ((there you have it.))


And, one last thing before we go.

This is for  "Kristen" who doesn't believe this blog tracks ip addresses.

Here ya go, Kristen.  This blog uses "statcounter.com" and keeps track of every single visit.  Go google statcounter and get back with us.  We'll wait.  ;)

Kristel Does Youtube

So, Kristel was kind enough to leave a comment on the prior post directing us to a youtube video she uploaded pretending to take a "highly sensitive HSG test" that suppossedly "detects HSG within days of conception" and is "highly sensitive" because it was given to her by her "fertility dr."

When, in reality, she's just using a cheapo Wondofo you can buy in lots of 20 for under $10 bucks on Youtube and are about as far from "sensitive" as they come.

Here's what she used and pretended was some high tech test from the fertility dr.  LOL

Also, watch the video... she CLEARLY states AND holds up 3 tests, then they magically morph into 4!  phahaha

 

Her video is quite amusing.

She claims she had a "little miracle" over the summer.

She also thaks her "supporters" and claims she has been battling infertility for a gazillion years or something.

I think she meant mental illness, because THAT is what she is inflicted with.

She also mentions her "husband."

Last I checked she wasn't with Jon anymore, so I guess she has some new fella this week that she is trying to pull a fake pregnancy over on.

Kristel, you are a real hoot, girl!