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I just thought I would take a quick moment to make this post so everyone could have a good laugh this morning.

We all know Kristel has several things she really enjoys doing.

These things are:

1. Faking pregnancies (constantly)

2. Pretending to miscarry/ give birth to dead babies/ have babies die in her arms.

In fact, I'm surprised she hasn't been investigated for murder as much as she likes to say babies die around her. Seriously, if you have a baby, don't let Kristel within 100 ft of it or it will probably end up dead.

Anyhow,  besides all the things listed above, Kristel also loves to leave comments on the multiple sites complaining about her and pretend she's someone else.  She typically pretends to be an anonymous "friend" taking up for her.  Everyone knows it's really just Kristel because these comments she leaves are completely hysterical, confrontational and so damn predictable.

You can always tell when Kristel is in one of her manic states because she will go bat shit crazy leaving comments all over the internet.  Then she will disappear for awhile (probably concocting pregnancy/dead baby stories somewhere for attention) then she will pop back up months later as a "friend" to swear she saw herself pregnant/was in the bathroom and witnessed the miscarriage/was at a fake funeral for one of the 28 babies she claims died on her watch.

Kristel recently switched into her alter-ego and left tons of comments on this blog pretending to be her "friend" (all anonymous, of course.)  The only problem is, this site has an ip address tracker.  (Hi Kristel!)  

Here are some of her rants.  

Anyway, I won't go through and copy all her comments, but feel free to take a stroll through past blog posts and have yourself a nice chuckle and Kristel and her imaginary "friends" defending all her lies.  Too funny.  You are a real hoot, Kristel!

Oh Lordy....Here We Go Again!

Just when I thought Kristel was backing off of the whole fake pregnancy thing, I see that she's up to no good again.

Dammit, Kristel, I was so proud of you.  I even disabled this blog, but tonight I stumbled upon some recent rants.

I had no clue Kristel was still obsessing about this blog (because it was disabled months ago.) But, boy has she ever been flipping out about it - and, she's pretending to be pregnant again - complete with fake sonograms, as usual.

The only problem with Kristel claiming to be pregnant.... She is also posting that she is trying to sell her old baby stuff because she doesn't need it, but needs the money for medical bills and in case she ever decides to try to get pregnant again.

Kristel, you need to quit with your lies, girlfriend.

Lying is not very nice!  And, lying is really tacky when it involves fake pregnancies and dead babies.

Anyway, without further ado, here is her latest:

On 

**Notice Kristel started making up the pregnancy lies in late Aug and early Sept... Well, here is a post she made on August 1, 2014 trying to make some quick cash off supplies I am sure have been donated to her during her fake pregnancy with the super model, fake baby Landen.

 

Here is a direct link to this fb post.  Hurry and clickety click before 

she realizes she's busted and deletes her post!

Click Here! 

Now, lets think about this for a second.  Really let it sink in.

On Aug 29, 2014 Kristel makes a post "thanking her team of drs" for helping her achieve this pregnancy, but then, the very next day, Kristel is trying to hawk baby items on a garage sale fb page because she wants to put money in savings in case she ever gets pregnant.

BUSTED!

Oh, and lets make bets about how long it will be before this newest fake pregnancy miscarries.  LOL

Kristel is not Alone

Today on Dr. Phil the topic is a girl who has made up 2 fake pregnancies that sound eerily like Kristel.

The girl on the show worked very hard to convince others that she was pregnant and accepted gifts and baby stuff from family and friends.  When it was time for the baby to be born she faked a hospital visit, stole pics of another baby and told people it was her baby.

It was like re-living Kristel's bs fake baby Landen story word for word!

You can watch a clip here:  Dr. Phil clip

Kristel's IP Address

Over the past few days Kristel has been visiting this blog nonstop, obsessing over it and leaving comments, speaking in 3rd person and pretending to be someone else.  Kristel is NOTORIOUS for being her biggest fan and leaving comments on various websites pretending to be someone else and vehemently taking up for herself.  So funny, that girl.

Over the last few days she has been focusing in on ip addresses and swearing this blog doesn't really track her ip address.  Well, Kristel, I understand you are paranoid and hoping we are just bluffing you but.... we aren't!  let me introduce you to STAT COUNTER!  Stat Counter keeps track of everything that happens on this blog - including the ip address of every single visitor.  Dont believe me?  See for yourself!

 

This is just a screenshot of the last few visitors. 

Sorry to bust your bubble.  But, if it makes you feel any better,  the blog keeps track of ip address, too.  Look, this blog has over 4,000 hits!

 

Any more questions?

Kristel and her new black fella

You know  our favorite fake pregnancy havin, constantly miscarryin', cant keep a baby alive, mother of the year is never without a man. 

Now Kristel has hooked up with some random black man - who just happens to have pic of dead baby graves on his wall!

A match made in Heaven?  It sure seems like it,

Kristel changed her "Kris Smith" facebook page to "Kris Nunya" but not before she added a nice First Responder banner pic to it - cause we know she has to keep up her fantasy life as a firefighter/EMT/nurse, ect...

Here are some of her recent shenanigans:

This is Kristel's new fella.

He's a handsome devil, isn't he!

And here is Kristel's newest alter ego (one in a loooong line of aliases):

 

Kristel deleted her profile pic and changed her name from "Kris Smith" to "Kris Nonya" to try to trick us because she is mad that we busted her in the most recent post with the baby daddy who claimed she was "by his side" at the same exact time she was trying to bum donations for IVF/pregnant with fake baby Landen.

Kristel, you sneaky little thing!  You can't fool us!  We have a screenshot just in case you tried to pull a little stunt!

 

I dont know about y'all, but I sure am glad Kristel deleted that awkward, weird mouth profile pic.  Can someone say "Crazy eyes!"

Here is the new love affair unfolding on her new Beau's facebook.

Ahhh..... Smell that?  Love is in the air.

Who wants to make bets on how quick Kristel will get pregnant and have a this new gentleman's fake dead baby?  I give it until the end of summer.

Look at how adorable they are.  Those two are going to make some beautiful fake dead babies!  I can't wait for her to steal pictures of little mixed babies of the internet to pretend are their own.

Kristel, you sure do jump around from man to man.

Lets see, just since you had the fake pregnancy with dead baby Landen you have been with:

1. Jonathan (your hubs who you wanted to do IVF with in August 2013 and who stood rubbing your fake belly  by the mantel like a dumbass  in Dec. 2013)

2. Nakia Guillory (Who was by your side in September 2013)

3. Joseph Farlow - The handsome gent you named fake baby Landen after and who was there to comfort you during the fake death.

4. And now our boy Thad.

WHEW!

Am I missing anybody?

I think it's safe to say Kristel likes the D!

*Note to Kristel:  The CDC warns that promiscuity and multiple sexual partners can lead to STD's and resulting infertility.  I dont mean to be a party pooper but... I think maybe YOU and your lifestyle is the problem!  Maybe you have ghonorhea (or at the very least, crotch crickets) and THAT is why your fake dead babies keep dropping like flies.  Just sayin.

Oh. and in other news, did ya'll know Kristel is a 5 time cancer survivor!

What an inspiration you are to all of us, girl!  Keep up the good work!

She's back - and up to her old tricks.

Well, well, well.  Looky who's back terrorizing fb and making up more lies... out favorite mother of fake dead babies - Kristel.

Let us recap some of Kristel's past Shennanigans, shall we?

Who remembers when Kristel had the failed IVF in August 2013, then made the gofundme account trying to bum money from people for a 2nd IVF?  I know, I know, it gets confusing.  Let's make this easier on everyone with a timeline:

A TIMELINE OF KRISTEL'S LIES

August 11, 2013

Then, we find out that, on September 21, 2013 a man by the name of Nakia Guillory claims he is back with his "baby mama" on his side.  Check out who the "baby mama" is:

September 1, 2013

Yep. It's our girl, Kristel in a bad wig all hugged up with a man that claims to have her "by his side."

KRISTEL!  YOU NAUGHTY GIRL!  

If you remember correctly, less than a month after ole Nakia posts that he is back with his "baby mama"  by his side, Kristel pops up claiming to be pregnant with fake baby Landon.

 November 8, 2013

Kristel is a busy girl.  She goes from begging for IVF money to have a baby in mid August, to being with some new guy in September, then 7 months pregnant in November.  And don't forget her posing by the mantle all huge and preggo in December (with both Jonathan and her boys.)

December 2013

And, who can forget Kristel having contractions at the end of December, then having fake baby Landen on January 5, then poor fake baby Landon meeting his tragic demise on January 21, 2014.  Remember fake baby Landen's pic taken from the Huggies website and then his fake obituary and grave.

January 5, 2014.

So, my question is, WHO is the daddy of Fake Baby Landen?

This fella who claims to be with Kristel in September:

or the man she posted with in December:

 

Or maybe her lover, Joseph Farlow, whom she planned to run away from in January and whom she named fake baby Landen after?

Poor fake baby Landen is probably rolling over in his fake grave not knowing who his daddy is.  

I wonder if Maury can do DNA tests on pretend babies?  If so, Kristel totally needs to go on the show!

Fake Baby Landen has a Fake Obituary

You have GOT to be kidding me!

After Kristel's fake pregnancy was exposed, she STILL continues to try and keep up the charade.  Kristel has submitte a fake obituary to FindAGrave.com pretending Landen lived and died.

She is completely cucko and needs to be commited to a psych hospital.

Fake Landen's Obituary

 

Let's see how long before Kristel puts a fake tombstone out there too and poses near it for selfies.

 

Phantom Pregnancy, perhaps?

Do any of you remember when Kristel claimed to be pregnant with quadruplets?  Well, seems like she's not the only wacko out there!  Click the following link for a woman that's just as delusional!

CLICKY CLICK HERE

The Many (fake) Careers of Kristel

Did you know that, when Kristel isn't busy being pregnant or giving birth at home to dead babies she is a firefighter, EMT, medic and RN?

Don't believe me?  See for yourself!

When Kristel was a teenager she was in the local explorers club.  She got a souvenir shirt with her name on it and has been posting the same, 15 year old pic as "proof" that she's a medic ever since.

CLICK HERE FOR ACTUAL POST (SINCE KRISTEL LIKES TO ALLEGE PHOTOSHOP.)

These are 2 of my favorite pics ever that Kristel uploaded.  She saw an ambulance at the gas station and posed with the medic and then pretended SHE was there WORKING.  I love the pic of her peering into the back of the ambulance wishing she could climb in it and be one of them.  Haha

If there is 1 thing Kristel is almost as obsessed with as dying babies, it's pretending to be a medic!

Here Kristel pretends to be a medic and says she wishes she could turn away patients that have medicaid.  LOL

Good Lord, Kristel is cucko!  Here she claims to have had a fake conversation with her son where he allegedly said she is the strongest fire fighter in the world!  LOL  And, since when could you bring babies in their play pens to work with you?  haha

This is just to good to be true.  I am attaching the cashed link so Kristel can't try to wiggle out of this one by claiming it's photoshopped!  :)

CLICK HERE FOR ACTUAL CACHE POST 

One of her many facebook pages claiming to be a medic.

 

Stay tuned for the Adventures of Fake Baby Landon's Pregnancy.

Response to Kristel's latest Facebook Rant

Earlier today I posted screenshots of Kristel's most recent rant.

The more I think about the things she says, the more I feel the need to address some of her delusions.

As everyone knows, Kristel has built her entire life around continuously faking pregnancies and then, always claims that her babies die.  She has done this over and over, time and time again.  She is all consumed with it.  

She obsesses over pregnancy and,  because she can't get pregnant, she pretends she is and then just feins miscarriage or, even worse, infant loss when she cant produce a baby at the end of nine months. 

Kristel has made elaborate stories claiming to have dead babies.  She had ordered and accepted free donated "angel bears" to represent each of her pretend dead children.  She accepted home made baby gifts claiming to be pregnant when she wasn't and even entered a contest on a baby loss site and won handmade items when she lied about "Landen."

Here are some of the items Kristel has received from baby loss organizations and kind people who she tricked into believing her lies in order to gain gifts and donations:

Kristel accepted donated bears from this organization:

Below is a link to at least 3 shipments she received by claiming to have numerous dead babies.  (She is at the bottom - #3990, 3992, 3993

Click below:

Molly Bears

She has also received hand knitted items, soaps and jewelry made by mothers who actually DID lose children.  It's sad they have been taken advantage of.

But, despite all of the obvious signs of Kristel's delusions, I think the thing that sticks out the most is her constant claims that people are "jealous" of her wonderful life.

I think I can speak for everyone who has suffered the loss of a child, whether through miscarriage, stillbirth or the death of an infant or child there is absolutely NOTHING to be jealous of.

The very fact that Kristel is constantly claiming she has "haters" and loads of people who are "jealous" of her "wonderful life" proves she is NOT a grieving mother who has just lost a child in January and numerous other babies in the past 4 years.  It is LUDICROUS to base your entire life around tales of your children dying, then, claim your life is wonderful and people are just jealous.

Losing a child is not anything to make light about, lie about or try to gain attention from.

I challenge you to find even 1 mother who claims her life is "wonderful" mere months after losing a 3 week old newborn as Kristel claims she did just 2 short months ago.

It's funny that, after Kristel was exposed as being a liar about Landon she completely quit mentioning him all together and now harps about how great life is.

She made these 2 posts in the last 24 hours:

If my baby died 8 short weeks ago, you can best believe I wouldn't be posting how "beautiful" my life is or how much I love it.  I would be depressed and grieving and trying to dig myself out of that despair.   Kristel always manages to forget her dead babies as soon as the gig is up.

And, at no time did anyone ever say Kristel did not lose a baby 13 years ago to Potters Syndrome.  Yes, we all acknowledge that happened.  In fact, I believe that incident is the very thing that sparked her obsession with dead babies.  The fact that Jonathan went along with these fake pregnancies didn't help her mental illness, either.