Well, her dreams came true when she found a real live paramedic who would let her climb into the back of his ambulance so she could take selfies and pretend to be a medic, too. (Because we all know the only thing Kristel loves as much as faking pregnancy is putting on those 5k fun-run T-shirts the local hospitals give away and pretend they are her EMT uniform.)
Well, I think it's safe to say that ole Kristel has effectively ruined this poor, clueless fool's life. She may not have been the entire cause of his downward spiral, but you can bet your biscuits she played a huge role in it!
But, at least she's polishing up her gofundme skills and trying to grovel and beg for her man!
You go, girl!
But, Kristel, I just have to ask, since you have had such a long, heroic career as an EMT since you were 18, why are you having to beg for money? Oh, wait.....
And, last but not least... that time Kristel had another fundraiser. See any similarities? LOL for DAYS!
"Bringing home a baby Breaux"
"Bringing home a Jeff."
BAHAHAHAH
Kristel. At least we can say she keeps it consistent!
This is terrifying. **shivers
