The Phenomenon that is "Grace Marie."

Once upon a time Kristel's husband got fired and Kristel was pissed.

She devoted many hours to facebooking how she was going to get even.

She went to the library.  She researched attorneys.  She promised she would make these people sorry!

(Of course she did nothing but threaten and complain.)

Months went by and Kristel went about her business of cooking gumbo and harassing people online who didn't agree with her 100% on whatever she was ranting about that day.

Then one day in August Kristel was bored and needed attention so she decided to make up a story.

And, boy did she make up one whopper of a story!

She decided to tell the world she had a dead baby on May 1, 2010.

Keep in mind Kristel was never pregnant.

And also, keep in mind Kristel forgot to go back and delete her facebook updates from the first part of May.

Instead, she just, out of the blue, made up this outlandish story about a dead baby resulting from a  pregnancy she forgot to mention.

You see, Kristel is obsessed with facebook.

She takes selfies, "checks in" and posts every minute detail of her life - so how could she go from not pregnant to having a baby die in her arms at 27 weeks, or was it 24 weeks?

Kristel can't remember.

She also can't remember if she gave birth to this wonder child in a hospital or at home.  (The world may never know.)

But, we were all flabbergasted to start getting updates of a backyard burial, a body being exhumed and a home birth with no death certificate being issued.

The first we heard of this infamous Grace Marie is when Kristel posted a hill of gravel with a strange flower growing out of the top that was suppossedly the burial spot for this poor child:

 

She also posted a picture of the shoebox coffin Grace was buried in, although when questioned, Kristel quickly backtracked and made up some bullshit about the shoebox actually fitting inside an a real coffin that was then buried in the gravel pit.

MMhhmmmm SHURE!

When people started to question how an infant can be allowed to be buried in a gravel pile out back Kristel decided she better come up with a better story... and quick!

So, she bought a garden stone from Fingerhut.com and had it personalized (it comes free with purchase!)

She then snuck over to Esther cemetery and dumped it off on the side of a real grave, decorated it with butterflies from Dollar General that look like the plastic from a 6 pack of Natty Light that she probably drank on the way over and cussed anyone out that dared to question her.

(I always thought tombstones had to be flush with the ground, not propped up!)

Sometimes Kristel would forget all about poor fake Grace Marie.

 

Sometimes Grace Marie was born at 27 weeks and took her last breaths in her mothers arms at the hospital while the mean ole doctors refused treatment.

Other times poor Grace Marie was born "a few days shy of 24 weeks" at home and no authorities were notified.

Sometimes Kristel sends message pretending to be Jonathan and swears Grace Marie was born at home:

The cemetery has no record of and Grace Marie being "buried" there.  Maybe because the "grave" is just a garden stone Kristel dumped out there for attention and it' sole purpose is to take pictures for "proof"?

But, whether you believe the grave has a body under it or not, you damn sure better not question Kristel, because, even if she is only 4 weeks postpartum from giving birth to fake baby Landon, she will hunt you down and kill you while you sleep (AFTER she has you arrested for stalking, of course!)

And the plot thickens..... (and by plot I mean the FAKE plot at Esther's cemetery.)  LOL

Stay tuned for more of Kristel's shennanigans.  

Next up...Kristel threatens to sue/arrest/fight half of facebook!




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